QDB: QUOTE #118151
  • I rear-ended a car this morning.
  • So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car...
  • You know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to get funny?
  • Well, I could NOT believe it.
  • The other driver was a DWARF!
  • He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
  • "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
  • So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"
  1. Date Posted Icon 19th March 2008
    2. Tags Icon #funny#comedy#text based laughs#quote#qdb#dwarf